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Two And A Half Men (2003)

After the dramatic and unexpected demise of Charlie Harper, Alan and Jake's cushy life in Malibu is up in the air. Can they go on as one and a half men ... or is someone else about to join the party?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2003, Comedy, Sitcom

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Friday, November 13

12:00am Two And A Half Men ‘The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 12:00am, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel’

Alan is broke, lonely and horny. So, what's new? Well, this time he thinks the cure for what ails him is to pretend to be his brother Charlie for a day.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Steve Hytner

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 5

8:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:00pm, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead’

The failure of Charlie's relationship with Chelsea sends him straight to the psychiatrist's couch.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jane Lynch, Jenny McCarthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 12

8:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:30pm, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup’

When Charlie and Lyndsey show signs of warming to each other, Alan starts to feel even more insecure than usual.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Anna Easteden

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 13

9:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Lookin' For Japanese Subs’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:00pm, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Lookin' For Japanese Subs’

Jake and Eldrige get musical but not original and Charlie gets the wrong end of the stick and is finally consumed with the notion of a now-married Rose.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 14

10:40pm Two And A Half Men ‘Twanging Your Magic Clanger’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 10:40pm, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Twanging Your Magic Clanger’

In a spirit of waste not want not, Alan takes drastic measures to consume the last of his ED pills and Charlie's about to go out with a (not much) older woman. Not something he would normally choose to do, apparently.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Liz Vassey

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 6

11:10pm Two And A Half Men ‘The Crazy Bitch Gazette’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:10pm, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘The Crazy Bitch Gazette’

Charlie's latest girlfriend is one cool dude; except that Rose freaks her out.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey, Liz Vassey

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 7

11:35pm Two And A Half Men ‘Springtime On A Stick’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:35pm, Fri, 13 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Springtime On A Stick’

Jake wreaks vengeance on his uncle by orchestrating a birthday party for Evelyn at Charlie's house.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Martin Mull

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 8

Saturday, November 14

7:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘This Is Not Gonna End Well’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 7:30pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘This Is Not Gonna End Well’

Having lost his driver's licence, Charlie's stuck with Jake as a chauffeur and at the same time he must question Alan's loyalty when he goes to Chelsea's party.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jennifer Taylor, Stacy Keach

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 7 Episode 22

7:55pm Two And A Half Men ‘Three Girls And A Guy Named Bud’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 7:55pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Three Girls And A Guy Named Bud’

Jake's showing definite signs of taking after his Uncle, although now that he knows who his Dad's sleeping with, he may start emulating him too. And as for Charlie, he knows who the demon is, but is he prepared to stop drinking it.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 1

8:20pm Two And A Half Men ‘A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:20pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘A Bottle Of Wine And A Jackhammer’

Moody Lindsey asks Alan and Jake to move in with her. Will Alan finally grow up and leave home? Charlie sure as hell hopes so! But a little infidelity goes a long way to ruining the finest romance and Charlie might have to do some bridge building if he's going to get his irritating flatmate to leave.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 2

8:45pm Two And A Half Men ‘A Pudding-Filled Cactus’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:45pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘A Pudding-Filled Cactus’

Alan explores his persona as a player by juggling two women at once. Does this straight-laced dude really have enough charisma for two lovely ladies?

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 3

9:10pm Two And A Half Men ‘Hookers, Hookers, Hookers’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:10pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Hookers, Hookers, Hookers’

After Alan accidentally burns down his girlfriend's house, both of them move into Charlie's place. Haven't we been here before?

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Judd Nelson

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 4

9:35pm Two And A Half Men ‘The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:35pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel’

Alan is broke, lonely and horny. So, what's new? Well, this time he thinks the cure for what ails him is to pretend to be his brother Charlie for a day.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Steve Hytner

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 5

10:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Twanging Your Magic Clanger’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 10:00pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Twanging Your Magic Clanger’

In a spirit of waste not want not, Alan takes drastic measures to consume the last of his ED pills and Charlie's about to go out with a (not much) older woman. Not something he would normally choose to do, apparently.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Liz Vassey

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 6

10:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘The Crazy Bitch Gazette’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 10:30pm, Sat, 14 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘The Crazy Bitch Gazette’

Charlie's latest girlfriend is one cool dude; except that Rose freaks her out.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey, Liz Vassey

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 7

Sunday, November 15

7:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘Springtime On A Stick’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 7:30pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Springtime On A Stick’

Jake wreaks vengeance on his uncle by orchestrating a birthday party for Evelyn at Charlie's house.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Martin Mull

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 8

7:55pm Two And A Half Men ‘A Good Time In Central Africa’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 7:55pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘A Good Time In Central Africa’

Charlie actually gets his housework done when replacement Esperanza fills in for Berta but finds it hard to believe that Alan's ex Lyndsey wants him back. Or does she just want protection from her crazy stalking ex?

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 9

8:20pm Two And A Half Men ‘Ow, Ow, Don't Stop’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:20pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Ow, Ow, Don't Stop’

Charlie proves he's always a sucker for a pretty face and an awesome rack when he takes Courtney on a shopping spree after her release from prison. Alan is convinced it's a case of deja vu and Courtney is up to her old tricks setting Charlie up to con him all over again.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Jenny McCarthy, Carl Reiner

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 10

8:45pm Two And A Half Men ‘Dead From the Waist Down’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:45pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Dead From the Waist Down’

Attempting to imitate Charlie's extravagance, Alan tries impressing Lyndsey with an expensive gift but has to stoop to reckless measures to get what he wants.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Jenny McCarthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 11

9:10pm Two And A Half Men ‘Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:10pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead’

The failure of Charlie's relationship with Chelsea sends him straight to the psychiatrist's couch.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jane Lynch, Jenny McCarthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 12

9:35pm Two And A Half Men ‘Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:35pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup’

When Charlie and Lyndsey show signs of warming to each other, Alan starts to feel even more insecure than usual.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Anna Easteden

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 13

10:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Lookin' For Japanese Subs’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 10:00pm, Sun, 15 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Lookin' For Japanese Subs’

Jake and Eldrige get musical but not original and Charlie gets the wrong end of the stick and is finally consumed with the notion of a now-married Rose.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 14

Monday, November 16

8:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:00pm, Mon, 16 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak’

Rose continues her 'cheating' ways; Alan's desperation for marketing money takes him unwittingly into perilous and illegal financial waters.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 15

8:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘That Darn Priest’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:30pm, Mon, 16 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘That Darn Priest’

While Charlie becomes increasingly obsessed by Rose, Alan discovers the secret that could bring her house of cards tumbling down. But that's okay because Rose has something on Alan too.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 16

9:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:00pm, Mon, 16 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt’

After the dramatic and unexpected demise of Charlie Harper, Alan and Jake's cushy life in Malibu is up in the air. Can they go on as one and a half men ... or is someone else about to join the party?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson, Melanie Lynskey, Jenny McCarthy, John Stamos, Tricia Helfer, Jeri Ryan

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 1

11:40pm Two And A Half Men ‘A Good Time In Central Africa’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:40pm, Mon, 16 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘A Good Time In Central Africa’

Charlie actually gets his housework done when replacement Esperanza fills in for Berta but finds it hard to believe that Alan's ex Lyndsey wants him back. Or does she just want protection from her crazy stalking ex?

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 9

Tuesday, November 17

12:10am Two And A Half Men ‘Ow, Ow, Don't Stop’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 12:10am, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Ow, Ow, Don't Stop’

Charlie proves he's always a sucker for a pretty face and an awesome rack when he takes Courtney on a shopping spree after her release from prison. Alan is convinced it's a case of deja vu and Courtney is up to her old tricks setting Charlie up to con him all over again.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Jenny McCarthy, Carl Reiner

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 10

12:35am Two And A Half Men ‘Dead From the Waist Down’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 12:35am, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Dead From the Waist Down’

Attempting to imitate Charlie's extravagance, Alan tries impressing Lyndsey with an expensive gift but has to stoop to reckless measures to get what he wants.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Jenny McCarthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 11

8:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘People Who Love Peepholes’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:00pm, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘People Who Love Peepholes’

Be prepared for more surprises! Internet tycoon Walden Schmidt is now in the mix with Alan and Jake. Someone very special to Schmidt shows up on this episode.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Judy Greer, Holland Taylor

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 2

8:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘Big Girls Don't Throw Food’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:30pm, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Big Girls Don't Throw Food’

While Alan takes Walden under his dating wing (mentoring him for his big night our with Bridget - yeah right) Jake's noted two things; Walden never finished school AND he's a billionaire mmmmmm.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 3

9:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Nine Magic Fingers’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:00pm, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Nine Magic Fingers’

With no hope of reconciliation, Walden is desperate for a second missus immediately - if not sooner. And Alan and Lyndsey - Yes? No? Maybe .....

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 4

10:40pm Two And A Half Men ‘Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 10:40pm, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead’

The failure of Charlie's relationship with Chelsea sends him straight to the psychiatrist's couch.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jane Lynch, Jenny McCarthy, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2010, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 12

11:10pm Two And A Half Men ‘Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:10pm, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup’

When Charlie and Lyndsey show signs of warming to each other, Alan starts to feel even more insecure than usual.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Anna Easteden

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 13

11:35pm Two And A Half Men ‘Lookin' For Japanese Subs’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:35pm, Tue, 17 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Lookin' For Japanese Subs’

Jake and Eldrige get musical but not original and Charlie gets the wrong end of the stick and is finally consumed with the notion of a now-married Rose.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 14

Wednesday, November 18

8:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘A Giant Cat Holding a Churro’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:00pm, Wed, 18 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘A Giant Cat Holding a Churro’

Shattered by the revelation that Lyndsey had once been a porn star, Alan needs something to make him feel better. And Walden has just the thing.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Conchata Ferrell

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 5

8:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘The Squat and the Hover’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:30pm, Wed, 18 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘The Squat and the Hover’

With the arrival of the divorce papers, Walden just knows his wife means business.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Judy Greer, Jane Lynch, Joe Manganiello

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 6

9:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Those Fancy Japanese Toilets’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:00pm, Wed, 18 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Those Fancy Japanese Toilets’

Jake fancies his chemistry tutor but she only has eyes for Walden Schmidt. Alan, meanwhile, is preoccupied with Charlie's journal.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 7

Thursday, November 19

12:40am Two And A Half Men ‘Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 12:40am, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Three Hookers And A Philly Cheesesteak’

Rose continues her 'cheating' ways; Alan's desperation for marketing money takes him unwittingly into perilous and illegal financial waters.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 15

1:10am Two And A Half Men ‘That Darn Priest’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 1:10am, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘That Darn Priest’

While Charlie becomes increasingly obsessed by Rose, Alan discovers the secret that could bring her house of cards tumbling down. But that's okay because Rose has something on Alan too.

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 8 Episode 16

1:35am Two And A Half Men ‘Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 1:35am, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt’

After the dramatic and unexpected demise of Charlie Harper, Alan and Jake's cushy life in Malibu is up in the air. Can they go on as one and a half men ... or is someone else about to join the party?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Conchata Ferrell, Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson, Melanie Lynskey, Jenny McCarthy, John Stamos, Tricia Helfer, Jeri Ryan

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 1

8:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘Thank You for the Intercourse’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:00pm, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Thank You for the Intercourse’

Walden begins leaving his mark on the house, leaving Alan to feel as if he's losing Charlie all over again.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 8

8:30pm Two And A Half Men ‘Frodo's Headshots’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 8:30pm, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘Frodo's Headshots’

That stint in hospital may just be the straw that breaks Alan's camel's back, so that when he's discharged he finds he has to hang in there, very tightly indeed.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Conchata Ferrell, Gary Busey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 9

9:00pm Two And A Half Men ‘A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes’ 10 comedy

10 comedy · 9:00pm, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes’

When Walden meets an English rose he realises that there are truly more fish in the sea - ah, but what kind of an angler is he?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Sophie Winkleman, Holland Taylor

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 10

11:10pm Two And A Half Men ‘People Who Love Peepholes’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:10pm, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 30 minutes

REPEAT

‘People Who Love Peepholes’

Be prepared for more surprises! Internet tycoon Walden Schmidt is now in the mix with Alan and Jake. Someone very special to Schmidt shows up on this episode.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Judy Greer, Holland Taylor

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 2

11:40pm Two And A Half Men ‘Big Girls Don't Throw Food’ 1010 HD

10 / 10 HD · 11:40pm, Thu, 19 Nov 2026 · 25 minutes

REPEAT

‘Big Girls Don't Throw Food’

While Alan takes Walden under his dating wing (mentoring him for his big night our with Bridget - yeah right) Jake's noted two things; Walden never finished school AND he's a billionaire mmmmmm.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2011, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 9 Episode 3

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