Two And A Half Men

Two And A Half Men (2003)

Two And A Half Men

After the dramatic and unexpected demise of Charlie Harper, Alan and Jake's cushy life in Malibu is up in the air. Can they go on as one and a half men ... or is someone else about to join the party?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2003, Comedy, Sitcom


Two And A Half Men - TV Showtimes

Wednesday, April 24

8:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Nangnangnangnang’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Nangnangnangnang'

10 Peach, 8:30pm, Wed, 24 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

It turns out that Charlie didn't die without issue after all and a secret love child never got to know her Dad. Which is strange when you consider that she's so much a chip off the old block, that it's almost as if Charlie himself has come back to life. Alan just can't get over it.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 1


9:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘I Think I Banged Lucille Ball’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'I Think I Banged Lucille Ball'

10 Peach, 9:00pm, Wed, 24 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Jenny is in desperate need of space and decides to make a move. Meanwhile, Lyndsey has an itch that needs scratching and comes to Alan to have it taken care of.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 2


9:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘This Unblessed Biscuit’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'This Unblessed Biscuit'

10 Peach, 9:30pm, Wed, 24 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Things are going from bad to worse from Berta, who finds herself at loggerheads with Walden after a work-related injury and she has to ask herself if it's worth staying on the payroll.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 3


Thursday, April 25

8:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Clank Clank Drunken Skank’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Clank Clank Drunken Skank'

10 Peach, 8:30pm, Thu, 25 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Walden could be in over his head when he steps out to party with Jenny and her friends. Meanwhile, Lyndsey disappoints Alan.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 4


9:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003'

10 Peach, 9:00pm, Thu, 25 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan's jealousy gets the better of him; and, Walden has big plans for Jenny.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 5


9:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants'

10 Peach, 9:30pm, Thu, 25 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan is struck with wonder when he finds out Walden could score him a date with a childhood crush who is way out of his league. Should he shoot for the stars or will he just get shot down?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 6


10:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It'

10 Peach, 10:00pm, Thu, 25 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Jake falls for a woman who isn't so much a cougar - in relation to him - as the cougar's Mother, which isn't exactly filling Alan's heart with delight. But it's what Jake has confided in Walden which will really have Alan in a spin. Ah, but can Walden keep a secret?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 15


10:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby'

10 Peach, 10:30pm, Thu, 25 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

The most romantic day of the year is approaching and Alan has plans in place – but do his plans ever pan out the way he hopes? Meanwhile... guess who's back?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey, Courtney Thorne-Smith

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 16


Friday, April 26

8:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie'

10 Peach, 8:30pm, Fri, 26 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Things were going swimmingly for Alan and Walden, who had found themselves a couple of affectionate showgirls. But when Lyndsey discovered that Alan had moved own, her green-eyed monster wreaked major havoc on the budding romances.

Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones, Jon Cryer, Marin Hinkle

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 7


9:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room'

10 Peach, 9:00pm, Fri, 26 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Larry is highly suspicious of Lyndsey and hires an investigator to find out what is going on. Alan and Walden end up getting played...but who is really pulling the strings?

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 8


9:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer'

10 Peach, 9:30pm, Fri, 26 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Both Alan and Walden go on dates and end up getting a little more than expected!

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 9


10:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘The 9:04 From Pemberton’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'The 9:04 From Pemberton'

10 Peach, 10:00pm, Fri, 26 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

A falling out with Walden over a kitchen appliance sees an outraged Allan relocate to his old house where he will take up residence with Herb.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 18


10:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon'

10 Peach, 10:30pm, Fri, 26 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan and Walden's well-intentioned act of solidarity with Herb backfires badly when their evening out become catastrophically bad.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 19


Sunday, April 28

8:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Bazinga! That's From A TV Show’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Bazinga! That's From A TV Show'

10 Peach, 8:30pm, Sun, 28 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

After Jake and Tammy's daughter get together, Jake finds he has a vengeful Tammy to deal with - or at the very least, to evade.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 20


9:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Another Night With Neil Diamond’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Another Night With Neil Diamond'

10 Peach, 9:00pm, Sun, 28 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

It's disappointment all round when a broken-hearted Alan discovers that Lyndsey isn't exactly alone again - naturally. And Walden could, quite frankly, be doing with a little less (well, a lot less) of Alan around the house.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 21


9:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘My Bodacious Vidalia’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'My Bodacious Vidalia'

10 Peach, 9:30pm, Sun, 28 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

In an attempt to get back into the dating game Alan allows Walden to give him an image overhaul. However, he ends up attracting a set of new problems into his life.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 22


Monday, April 29

8:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!'

10 Peach, 8:30pm, Mon, 29 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan finds himself in a sticky situation with his new girlfriend and her ex-partner. And Jenny gets dating advice from Walden who tells her all that she needs to know about women.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 10


9:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Tazed In The Lady Nuts’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Tazed In The Lady Nuts'

10 Peach, 9:00pm, Mon, 29 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan has an embarrassing encounter with a tick on a hiking trip with Jenny. And the tables are turned for Walden when a former employee employs him.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2014, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 11


9:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.'

10 Peach, 9:30pm, Mon, 29 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan agrees to go on a blind date organised by Lyndsey's lover Larry, while Walden decides to streamline Nicole's software project to increase her dating time with him.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2014, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 12


Tuesday, April 30

1:30am

Two And A Half Men ‘Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped'

10 Peach, 1:30am, Tue, 30 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Walden is going out with a young hottie for the sake of appearances - his actual inclination leans towards her Nan. And Alan and Jake go on a pre-Japan road trip together.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 10 Episode 23


2:00am

Two And A Half Men ‘Nangnangnangnang’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Nangnangnangnang'

10 Peach, 2:00am, Tue, 30 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

It turns out that Charlie didn't die without issue after all and a secret love child never got to know her Dad. Which is strange when you consider that she's so much a chip off the old block, that it's almost as if Charlie himself has come back to life. Alan just can't get over it.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2013, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 1


8:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Bite Me, Supreme Court’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Bite Me, Supreme Court'

10 Peach, 8:30pm, Tue, 30 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Wedding bells ring for Marty and Evelyn, but only for a short while after Walden and Alan give Marty a stag night which brings about the end of his engagement.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2014, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 13


9:00pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe'

10 Peach, 9:00pm, Tue, 30 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Walden is intent on proving he has as much testosterone raging through his system as any bloke. In the meantime, Alan finds himself making a huge life choice after he discovers a secret Lyndsey has been keeping from him.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2014, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 14


9:30pm

Two And A Half Men ‘Cab Fare And A Bottle Of Penicillin’

10 Peach

Two And A Half Men

'Cab Fare And A Bottle Of Penicillin'

10 Peach, 9:30pm, Tue, 30 Apr 2024, 30 minutes

REPEAT

Alan turns to Judith for support following the news about Lyndsey; and, Jenny has Brooke on the brain.

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Series, 2014, United States, English, Sitcom, Comedy, Season 11 Episode 15


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